My Expectations
Boundaries & Mutual Respect
I value discretion, privacy, and absolute respect above all else, and I expect your conduct to reflect the privilege of My presence. To ensure our energies align and our expectations are completely clear, please familiarize yourself with the non-negotiable boundaries of My space before reaching out.
The Golden Rule: I will touch you when I want to; you are not permitted to initiate touch with Me.
Absolute Boundaries: My domain is completely non-sexual. No sexual acts, explicit propositions, or boundary violations are contracted for, permitted, or tolerated under any circumstances.
The Progression of Devotion & Financial Etiquette
The First Step (The Meet & Greet): Our initial encounter is an upscale dinner meeting. This is an interview to assess your etiquette, presentation, and alignment with My energy. No sensory play or touch occurs during this first meeting. If you impress Me and prove yourself worthy, I may consider inviting you to a future session for private worship.
The Philosophy of the Space: I do not provide a service. I do not perform for you. The dynamic is entirely inverted: you are granted the immense privilege of entering My presence to spoil, adore, and cater to me.
Financial Protocol: Your honorarium must be placed in an envelope and handed to Me immediately upon arrival. Financial transactions will not be discussed, negotiated, or handled mid-date. If the envelope is missing, short, or not presented immediately, I will leave, and you will be permanently blocked.
Conduct & Communication
Behavior: I expect you to arrive precisely on time. Be entirely discreet without drawing any unnecessary attention to yourself or our meeting.
Nature of our Time: All sessions are strictly dedicated towards deep reverence, adoration and worship of Goddess Lola Laughlynn.
Language: Offensive, demanding, or overly familiar derogatory language is strictly forbidden. If it occurs, I reserve the right to terminate our time together immediately without a refund.
Zero-Tolerance Media Policy: The collection of any audio, video, photographic, or digital media during our time together is strictly prohibited. All personal devices, phones, and smartwatches must be placed out of sight inside your bag immediately upon arrival. Any attempt to record, photograph, or stream our encounter will result in immediate termination, a permanent ban, and immediate legal action for violation of privacy.
Sobriety: Arriving heavily under the influence of any substance is strictly prohibited. I require an active, present, and respectful mind.
Hygiene: Arrive freshly showered and pristinely clean. Brush, floss, and use mouthwash before sitting across from Me. Furthermore, you certify that you are in good physical health and free of any transmissible conditions.
Right to Terminate: Any behavior that causes Me to feel disrespected, uncomfortable, or unsafe will result in the immediate termination of our encounter. I reserve the absolute right to decline any booking request, or to terminate an ongoing session immediately without a refund, if My boundaries, personhood, or safety protocols are breached.
Chargeback Policy: All deposits, application fees, and honorariums are non-refundable and constitute a final transaction for my time and scheduling curation. By initiating booking, you explicitly waive the right to dispute or charge back any financial transactions with your banking institution.
Booking & Cancellation Agreement
Non-Refundable Retainer: All booking fees and retainers are 100% non-refundable under any circumstances. This payment explicitly secures my exclusive availability and covers the administrative costs of your intake screening.
Rescheduling (48+ Hours Notice): If you need to change your date, you must notify me at least 48 hours before the scheduled time. You may reschedule your appointment for an alternative date without paying a new fee, but the original retainer remains permanently non-refundable.
Late Cancellations & No-Shows: Cancellations made within the 48-hour window or total failures to show up will result in the immediate forfeiture of your retainer. Furthermore, your intake file will be closed, and you will be permanently blocked from future bookings.
Strict Lateness Policy: A 15-minute grace period applies. The clock begins ticking at your scheduled start time—arriving late shortens your session, and you will still be charged the full rate for the originally booked duration. Arriving more than 15 minutes late is classified as a no-show; the session is canceled, the retainer is forfeited, and you will be blocked.
Screening & Booking Protocol
Step 1: The Application Fee ($50): To ensure serious intent, a non-refundable $50 screening fee is required alongside your initial booking form. This fee covers the administrative time required to review your credentials, verify your identification, and process your screening. Requests submitted without this fee will be discarded immediately.
Step 2: Securing the Date ($250 Deposit): Once your screening is fully approved and we mutually agree upon a date, time, and upscale venue for our initial dinner, a $250 booking deposit is required to secure your placement on My calendar.
Step 3: Day of Date: Arrive on time with the remaining balance of the agreed-upon dinner honorarium.
Vetting & Identification: You agree to provide valid, matching government-issued identification and professional credentials (such as LinkedIn verification) as requested during the screening process. Providing fraudulent, expired, or misleading documentation will result in an immediate block and forfeiture of any fees paid.
Non-Refundable Retainer: All booking fees and retainers are 100% non-refundable under any circumstances. This payment explicitly secures my exclusive availability and covers the administrative costs of your intake screening.
Rescheduling (48+ Hours Notice): If you need to change your date, you must notify me at least 48 hours before the scheduled time. You may reschedule your appointment for an alternative date without paying a new fee, but the original retainer remains permanently non-refundable.
Late Cancellations & No-Shows: Cancellations made within the 48-hour window or total failures to show up will result in the immediate forfeiture of your retainer. Furthermore, a no-show will result in you being permanently blocked from future bookings.
Strict Lateness Policy: A 15-minute grace period applies. The clock begins ticking at the scheduled start time.